Hey Hey Hey!

That sounded wayyy to much like Fat Albert :) OK so I am getting this opportunity to re-decorate my fav cousins room. Fabulous, right? I have to say so myself, but there's one muh-ajor set back (isn't there always?). The room is freeking small. No nawt box small, more like walk-in-closet small! So, pretty please with a vintage prada bag on-top HELP ME. Designs, colors, anything. It will win you major Gossip Points! ;) Ok well, I have to scidattle, ttyl girls.
Leesh

New Poll: by Nicki!

Hey! I know that this is 2009 and I am so pumped for a new year. How about you? ha ha ok the Alpha Of The Month (Nicki!) Responded with this super ca-yoot new poll. So take it...ay-sap. That's awll for now. Lay-tah girlies!
Leesh

P.S. I LOATH YOU SNEEK PEAK: (scroll down to see the Alpha of the Month!)

Massie mounted her bamboo eco-chair and clapped twice. “Qui-eeeeet!”

Fifty-eight cheerleader-wannabes stopped gossiping at once.

“Good.” Massie grinned, pleased that the glitter-dusted hopefuls honored Rule #1 of her audition contract—Obey What I Say.

The rest of the Pretty Committee sat on either side of her, American Idol style, pens and purple paper stacked neatly in front of them. They were wearing their cheerleader uniforms, which thanks to Massie’s purple hairstreak, were designed and delivered by Stella McCartney in less than forty-eight hours. And because of Massie’s explicit directions, looked nuh-thing like cheerleader uniforms.

Black sequined off-the-shoulder mini-dresses with The Socc-Hers spelled in gold-plated cleats were sure to be envied, even from the cheap seats. Underneath, they wore

black leather short-shorts, because no one wanted to stumble on a mid-flip crotch shot of themselves on the internet. And in keeping with the Tomahawks’ American Indian theme, they wore knee-high metallic gold moccasins with festive bells dangling off the fringes. Butt-sweeping ponytail extensions took care of their hair. Mystic Tan and MAC took care of the rest.

The Massie-quin stood proud at the end of the judges table dressed in one of the three remaining uniforms.

“As I mentioned in my weekend email blast,” Massie began, already feeling very captain-ish. “You will approach the table, recite your two-line cheer, and tell us in one word what you think you’d add to my squad.”

An anxious murmur was building among the dense crowd. And Massie suddenly realized it would take hours to get through everyone. By then, Pinkberry would be closed, Bean would have peed her doggy Diesels, and Dempsey would be logged off for the night.

She lifted a finger, informing the wannabes that they had to take a minute.

“Change of plan,” she whispered to the PC. “Each one of you gets to hand-pick one person to audition. The rest will have to go.”

The girls opened their mouths in protest. Massie silenced them with a palm.

“Look for stocky ones who look like they could hold a lot of weight on their shoulders. The more they look like Chicken McNuggets the better. ”

“McNuggetttttts,” Dylan burped.

Massie elbowed her in the McRib. “Lady-behavior!” she hissed.

“I already told you,” Alicia tugged her long ponytail in frustration. “Pyramids are out!"

Massie lifted her palm again. “TCHS.”

“What?” Alicia snapped.

“The Captain Has Spoken.”

Alicia rolled her eyes and sighed while Massie made a mental note to eliminate pyramids from her routine. Then she made a second mental note; convince everyone it was her idea.

Hope you like!

Leesh

Alpha of the Month.....Nicki!

Eh ma gawd! I can-nawt believe i was gone that long. I kind of started postponing my blog posts...ok so I will get right to the point, (duh-rum roll please!) Nicki won the gossip point month of January, so hurry, hurry girlie and send me an email. in case you forgawt, it is: alicia.hearts@yahoo.com. If you don't email me by the 15th, i will have to ask summer to email me. (she was second place)
OK well, my New Year was fabulous annnndddd i found the most ah-dorable crush ;) We text awll the time. So I want to hear all about you holiday and any adventures that happened! Girls, sign up at blogspot.com, and start posting your gossip points. i am looking forward to it.
I have to skiddattle, lay-tah
*** Read a random page of P.S. I Loath You below this blog and puh-lease take the new survey!

Leesh

Say adios to drear and drab

Hola girlies! I am soooooo excited times ten and i think Nicki is winning in the Gossip points section. ;) Well I want to talk about the holidays! I am so excited times ten for christmas! No nawt because I am hoping there will be a Juicy Couture watch under the tree, but because I get to re-unite with my huh-uuuuggggeeee family. It makes me smile to see them. Each cousin is soooooo different--but we awll look alike. We are dark haired and live skinned with brown eyes. I heart my family! I want to hear about your families. I mean a funny moment, a priceless moment, whatevs. just anything. Even though summer is my awll time favorite season ( the fashion lines are sooo ah-dorable! Did you see the channel swim-suit?), winter can easily place second! So for winter, have your hair go into soft waves or curls and break out the vogue dresses and wave "Adios!" to the drab and drear. Make the most of the holidays with ah-dorable fashions and parties. Each year i get a Juicy charm for my Juicy charm braclet (eh-ma-gawd that wasn't ah-bvious!) and i don't JUST get a Juicy charm bracelet. I get another year's worth of ca-yoot memories. ;) Well girlies, I have to go--i nuh-eed a pumice stone awn my heels like ay-sap. Do you know what my red pumps did to them today? ugh. byyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeee!

Leesh

Update!

hey! i totally heart that you guys are awll over the gossip points thing, I knew you would be! I think it is ah-dorable (if i say so myself) Hoy? Ummmm awn the gossip point thing I just wanted you to know that you can change ur name to something else, IF you wanted to. Just saying. :) Ok so I made the adjustments to the Gossip Points margin/section. I wrote your names in the colors you wanted, but Nicki, the navy blue awn the text color looked navy blue but when It was actually awn my blog it looked purple-y. I'll fix it ay-sap if you want. Ok Sooooooooo what are your plans for winter break? Tell, tell, tell girlies! that could be so major gossip points awn the line... just saying ;)I don't count for the gossip points monthly contest, so right NOW it is between Hoy! and Nicki.... ;) have fun girlies! i have to go apply cucumber mud-mask, like ay-sap because I went to a Winter dance last night (eh-ma-gawd it was theeeeee best!) and I don't want to break out the day we go back to school. Ugh, you guys know what I am talking about. ;) I have to go girlies. byyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeee!

Leesh

Eh-ma-gawd, did you hear? ALPHA'S AND BETA'S LOOK NO FURTHER!

Ok, I am here to tell you awll sorts of classified info about the number one NY Times best seller series, The CLIQUE! I heart those book times ten, do you? I have, like, fifty gossip points awn the line here, so listen up.

1. Lisi Harrrison is making "the Alphas" series about skye next year
2. P.S. I Loathe You comes out in mid February of 2009!
3. Lisi is making a book about when the Clique met! It is coming out in the summer of 2009! I heart that!

Ok beta's I told you the latest awn the gossip, so tell me some of yours. Gossip points for Gossip points.Now It doesn't have to ne about the clique, this site will NAWT revolve around fictional characters. It will revolvge around Beta's, which ehhhemmm, is US. I want to hear awll about you fabulous or nawt so fabulous life. I will answer questions and give answers. Look at the right margin of this blog and you will see the definition of what we are, and you will totally understand.
Ok so I am making...... (duh-rum roll puh-lease!) Gossip Points! I will keep track. So give me a color and each week (also in the right margin) i will have your names in the color that you chose, and you can compete for points! At the end of each month, there will be an ALPHA. I will give them beauty and make-up tips STRAIGHT from the palm of MY Massie. I will even design an outfit for you (EW nawt on polyvore! that is for b-listers!) that will make you the hawttest ten. So ALPHA'S AND BETA'S LOOK NO FURTHER! And the ALPHA GIRL CAN... be the ruler of the site. She can post whatever she wants, kick out whoever she wants (except me! :] )
JUST EMAIL ME AT: alicia.hearts@yahoo.com with what you want on the website. You can have quizzes, polls, in and out section, your own profile, N E THING. contact me and it WILL be done. After awll, aren't we Beta's?

Alicia Rivera